Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi! |
HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!! |
| If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit. |
This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds." |
You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!! |
I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number... |
I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ... |
I wish you lots of itching and short arms. |
You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard! |
Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ? |
