Conductor: Bachey ka poora ticket lagay ga
Maa: yeh to abhi nipples choosta hai
Conductor: woh to iss ka baap bhi choosta hai, uss kabhi half ticket de gi... |
Breaking newz
aaj pakistan mein garmi 50c rahegi isliye tamam larkiyon sai guzarsh hai k wo apne Braas mein burf rakh lein warna doodh kharab ho jai ga
Shukria |
Whose mother had the most painful delivery?
Guess?
Still thinking...
SUNNY DEOL Why?
He himself said - "maiy nikla gadi lay kay" |
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Ek dost nai dosre dost sai kaha: kiya tum nai kabhi kasi aurat kahe mume choose hai.
Dosre dost nai jawad diya: nahin
To phir phelay dost nai kaha khe kya tum phir apne baap khe tatey choose khe bra hua hai kya... |
now girls don't use gaajar , mooli kaila or fingers,
they simply put mobile in their pussy on vibrator mode and ask friends! " yaar ring maar na." |
Anso tere niklain tou ankhain meri houn..
Dil tera dharkay to dharkan meri ho...
khuda kare dosti hamari itni ghari ho k
baap tu baney or mehnat hamari ho..hehehe |
a couple had khatna of their new born baby..they wanted to celebrate ceremony..then wanted to publish cards but dont know how to write KHATNA and sunnatain in english..so they wrote "cutting ceremony of fucking instrument,everyone is invited" |
Pheley tu nahi jati thi ik keel choot mei.....
Rafta Rafta bangyi ik jheel choot mei
Parsoo chali gayi ik cheel choot mei..
Me-lu meel jalti gaye woh cheel choot mei...
Cheel ne kari apeel choot mei...
Court se pohcha wakeel choot mei...
Court ne laga de Seal Choot mei. |
It was a romantic night he took me on a bed open my clothes insert hi s tongue into my hole oooooooooooooo..........
don't be romantic i m polo da mint with hole |
put off ur cloths lay on bed be relex open ur legs as much as u can, because Baita its a time to change pamper |
Sex karo daily, Agar woh mil jai Akeli, agar na mile akeli,tu pakar lo uss ki saheli, agar na mile saheli,tu Zindabad hatheli, lekin sex karo daily, |
bandey apna mobile fone agey wali pant ki pocket mein kion raktein hain??
coz wahan se tower qareeb hota hai na!! |
A Man Pays 3000 to a Prostitute for sex,but she runs aways, Man Chases but fails.
He Puts Notice to the Walls."if anyone find a Sexy girl with White Top & red Skirt, FUCK her....Its PrePaid" |
