Husband ask,"Do u know meaning of WIFE - Without Information Fighting Everytime!!!"Wife replies,"It means - With Idiot For Ever!!! |
Boy:why grls like more holi than boys? Another boy: bcos they have two balloons of 5ml and bolys have only one pichkari of 2ml. |
Woman: Teach me how to play tennis. Coach:Sure,hold the racket the way u hold ur lovers organ.Woman: ok Coach:Madam pls,take the racket out of ur mouth.. |
Nurse gave the newborn baby to d Sardar. Sardar screamed,”Puttar hua, Puttar Hua! Then Nurse said,abbey Gadhe meri ungli chod ladki hui hai!! |
On 1st night husband said 2 his wife:look darling b4 marriage I had slept with 10 girls, wife replied:Kindli mili hai to guun to milega hi. |
Woman's prayer: Oh holy man, lay down with me on a holy bed, let your holy pole enter my holy hole so that your holy water can produce a holy soul...aaahhh. |
Love is not measured by hugging, kissing & sex, love is respect and trust, accepting person with open legs and closed eyes, wet lips saying "push it more.." |
A Girl asks her lover, will you love me like this after marriage also? Boy: Yes, only if your husband does not have any problem. |
Why do women have their breast on top? Because if they had it down, the 'PUSSY' would drink all the milk ! |
5 road signs which best describe female organs 1.deep excavation 2. Slippery when wet 3. Stop on red signal 4. Slow down curves and hump 5. Men at work |
Nipple Nipple dont be far, can I Press u in my car. Up above the chest so high, always milky never dry. Let me suck u don't feel shy, in the braziers u will die |
Mobile is the only thing that a man proudly says - Mine is smaller than yours! |
Q: Why is the waist called a waist? A: Because anything below the tits & above the pussy is a "waste"! |
Girl says: Mom, our neighbor's son have penis like peanut. Mom: Is it too small? Girl: No, its salty!! |
an arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.you name pls. " abdul aziz "sex? " six times a week!! "no, no, I mean male or female! "doesn't matters, sometimes even camel!!! " |
