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Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,
te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
Sab time-time di gal hai! |
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me |
A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity". |
It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind. |
Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy. |
Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun. |
Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them. |
Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think... |
Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES |
