Q: Why dose Hillary
wake up bill at 5:00 every
morning to have sex?
A:Beacause she enjoys
being the *FIRST* lady.......... |
Girl's reaction to
male organ sizes:
9": oh shit pain!
7": oh yes yum!
6": oh perfect!
5": mmm ok!
4": push more!
3": is it in!
2": idiot!
just use yr tongue |
Saas saw her bahu doing sex
with other man,
but she didnot tell her son because,
"Saas bhi kabhi bah thi" |
A lady was walking down
The street with her blose
open & her right breast{boob} hanging out.
Policeman stopped her:"madam are u aware that
i could cite u for
indecent exposure?"
She look down and says,"OH MY GOD" I left the baby on the bus again!" |
News: Sales for viagra are way down.
Reason: All those old guys
finally figured out that sex
with an old women is not worth $20. |
An old lady says to her husband,
want to go upstairs &have SEX?
He says,"i dont thinki can do both. |
A little boy brust into his
parent"s room one night
and was astonished by
what he found his mother
doing to his father."Bunty!"he told a friend at
school next morning,
"and to think i get
punishments for just
sucking my thumb." |
what is the difference
Between a new husband & a new dog?"After a year the dog is still
excited to see u." |
Little Santa to his mother:
"mummy:aaj papa ne bus
mein mujhe kaha ki apni
seat sammne khadi lady ko
de do,aur maine de di!"
Mummy:Beta ...tumne
bahut accha kiya:
Santa:"magar mummy main to papa ki goad
per baitha hua thaa!" |
