Mother to her teenage
daughter: I think its right
time, we hsould talk about sex.
Daughter: "Sure mom, What do
u want to know?" |
LOVE is photogenic
it needs darkness to develop |
| My girlfriend told me, I should be more Affectionate, so I got two Girlfriends. |
| Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy. |
Q. What's the difference between
a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually
search for a golf ball! |
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.
On their first night both were crying - Why?
Reason - Because she didn't know anything,
and he had forgotten everything..! |
| ghadi detergent walon ki beti se shadi karne ke liye bheed lagi thi , why.. because they said ''pehle istemaal karo; phir vishwas karo''... |
Consequences of American life style:
The wife rushed into house screaming
2 her husband, Darling, Come quick!
Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids. |
Remove your Shirt,
Remove your Pants too,
ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh....
Finally the suitcase is closed. |
